Let's All Together Watch Gigi Hadid's Runway Try Out For Victoria's Secret

I have a confession to make. I’m legitimately afraid of how hot Gigi Hadid is. There’s real fear there. If I ever saw her in real life there’s a good chance I’d start sprinting in the other direction. We are not worthy. She’s as close to perfect as it gets.  She absolutely falls under the So Hot That There’s No Possible Way Her And I Are The Same Species category. The other day I looked in the mirror for 5 straight minutes trying to decide where my chin ends and my neck starts. The conclusion? There is no way of telling. That part of my body is like warring street gangs with areas and turf changing hands all the time. My head is slowly morphing into a giant melting Hershey’s kiss. I don’t know what the hell is going on. Gigi Hadid? She is what a human being should look like. That runway walk she did for her Victoria’s Secret audition?  Have mercy. If they hadn’t hired her on the spot then I would’ve been forced to say they’re losing their fast ball.